ON my recent visit to his new apartment in Great Neck, N. He had only a cellphone, and could not reach the number. I was appalled. But then he explained that after a good year marriage to my mother, who died last August, he is yearning to repeat the experience. He wants romance and companionship.
APPLICATION TO DATE/MARRY MY [FRIEND]
Application to Date My Daughter | Mormon Momma
This application was written by Savi Pearl formally known as Ms. Crabby Cancer after a large group of us found out through Facebook that one of our dear friends was engaged to be married. Because we did not know the soon to be Mr. Questions Savi Pearl was able to vocalize on paper. Some of the content has been changed to protect the identity of the writer and to serve a broader population. Upon my discovery of the news, I engaged no pun intended in several conversations with my [friends]. We all agreed that this lucky man, upon our introduction to him, will be scrutinized to ridicule and interrogation.
5 Rules for Dating My Son
Important: Read all instructions, disclaimers, waivers, provisions, and questions completely before filling out this form. Note: This application to date my daughter must be printed out and submitted in person. Appropriate interview attire is highly recommended.
I came across this today and, since I am the father of three girls, decided to make it public for possible suitors to prepare themselves as well as for other fathers who may need it. Note, this is slightly changed from the original version that I received! Below is the text from the form, however, I have created a PDF version of it that is probably more useful.