But there was no fucking way I was going to discuss my noxious farts in front of Stanley, never mind let one out within sniffing range. I hate farting in front of my boyfriend. But, a little over a year in, that day has yet to come. And so, in lieu of just getting over myself and letting it rip right there in his bed, I chose the far more difficult course, canvassing other people in relationships about their customs around flatulence to answer the perpetual question: When is it okay to fart in front of your significant other? So she's stuck with me, hearing everything that is passing through my system. It was an embarrassing but necessary hurdle to cross, he told me.
The Chili Fart
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After all, they've spent so much time, effort, and money turning their children into beautiful, perfectly-trained living dolls, reaching for the kind of stardom that Alana and her family achieved simply by being themselves. Alana's family is to pageants what genderfuck is to gender identity. They fart. They eat cheese puffs for breakfast.
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A guy in the dorms would wake up in the morning feeling sluggish and experiencing abdominal pains. This went on for a week or two before he sought medical attention at Cowell. After the exam the doctor asked the student if he was gay.
My roommate farts like crazy. I know everyone passes gas, but this guy literally farts times per day. My question is why do some people fart so much more than others? What gives?